Sunday, September 11, 2005
"Real helpful, Jesus. Real helpful."
Recently, The Onion opened up its archives. This is fantastic news. Now I can, at my leisure, revisit my favorite come-ons from Smoove B, the very best office equipment-inspired shit-talking of Herbert Kornfeld, and, probably the best of all, waste time using the (admittedly frustrating and clumsy) search function to find any old article I might recall having enjoyed in the past. It took me a little while, but I finally found one of my all-time favorites, an old Point- Counterpoint wherein Jesus squares off against one of his followers. Comedy gold. So thanks, Jesus. Thanks a bunch. You were really there for me when things got tough. Asshole. Who'd have thought sacrilege could be such fun?
